What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Definitely not nerdy, you are probably cool.

Mike Tyson

On the Media

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

On Fans

"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."

"I think the average person thinks I'm a f**king nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That's what I believe."

On His Wife

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

On Tyrell Biggs

"I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time"

On Razor Ruddock

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

On Lennox Lewis

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

My Favorite Mike Tyson Quote

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

IDB i hear he is good at clearing cobwebs

I must say what an exicitng Tuesday i had. I left work at 4 (since no one cares when i leave). On my way home stopped at the acura dealership to pick up my new TL yes i finnally have it and am driving it around. Anyways took it home then realized i couldnt find my garage remote serached for 45 minutes for it. Still cant find where i kept it.

Anyways the plan for the evening was McGees 10cent wing night so i waited for payal to come home so we could go together and chill with peeps. Anyways I get a phone call from tink just as leaving asking me where mcgees is and i told him i didnt know (cause i didnt remember). Hopped in the TL and punched it in the NAVI ( gotta love it).

Anyways on the drive down Payal and i were playing with the car and i was showing her the features. So i started playing with the voice activation (Radio on, XM channel 1, passenger temperature 85 degress, other random commands) Then changed the computer Voice to be the male voice and told payal to talk to the car. So she asked car "can i blow you" and the car responded with "hotel or motel".... Haa haa since the car is suppose to help find certain points of interest nearby i guess it must have confused blow you into hotel or motel! highlight of my day.

Anyways got to mcgees and searched for parking before you know it recieved a call from tink to head over to the apartment instead and i said fine all da same shit i guess. Anyways we arrived at apartment and noticed a sign outside that said $1 burgers/ $2 w chees and fries. So we ordered up 8 burgers with tator tots (who remembers the grade school days eating tator tots and tri-tators. I have to say burgers were overcooked for a medium burger but for a buck who cares they were pretty good. add the tator tot factor and its a steal.

Anyways being the only asian people there on a Tuesday (i honestly didnt think it was possible) we started playing darts. I must say if you play darts play 501 or 701 ( if you suck that is. It helps even the playing field if you ask me). At first its all about getting big numbers and then it goes into accuracy. I have to say i play like a taliban. i fucking lob the darts at the numbers i want. They just bomb down on my targets like fucking homing devices. I came in the clutch and won 3 games last night hitting the numbers we needed.

Anyways here we are the first 4 day weekend in a whle kind of excited got my new car, get some well needed recover from my 2 week cold time, work on some figures for some investments i want to make. But i have to say there is one sad thing coming to an end and that is the weekly visits from my girlfriend (4 weeks in a row right now). Not a big deal i guess i could use some alone weekend time to myself now.  Not sure whats going on tonight but whomever wants to get fucked up give me a ring.